The Slogan Meme!

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Reach for the Rauhiss!
(More like "Is it time to eat yet?")

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Two hours of Rauhiss in just two calories.
(Um, what?)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
See the Rauhiss, feel the shine.
(Translation: "Go away.")

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Make Rauhiss yours.
(Well, alright then... "¬_¬

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Rauhiss.
("Easy"?)

6. To someone you dislike?
Thank Rauhiss it's Friday.
(Smitin' time!)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Pure Rauhiss

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Rauhiss.
(Not that they care anyway...)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
The Too Good to Hurry Rauhiss

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Let the Rauhiss Begin.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Rauhiss

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Get The Rauhiss Out
(I'm a swear now!)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Super Rauhiss is Almost Here
(There's a line at the BK dirve-through...)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Aaahh, Rauhiss
(RUN!)

15. Your last words before you die...
Everything We Do is Driven by Rauhiss

16. Your message to a special someone..
Rauhiss Is Our Middle Name
(It's our only name...)

17. Title of this post will be..
Don't Leave Home Without Rauhiss

I wan't tagged. I found it in Nire-Chan's Journal and said "Hell, why not?"